The fake report card: I failed the first quarter of a class in middle school, so I made a fake report card.
Long story short the police showed up in full gear broke down the door and brought out the two boys at gunpoint. I, scared shitless, am peeking around the corner watching it all go down. To this day I can probably cite that as one of my top clumsy/socially inept moments.
Thanks, Mrs. Miller, you the best: One time way back in sixth grade math class I had to fart really bad. They caught me through this video where these guys at the party were singing Beyoncé while I was in the background with a can of tuna. My dad chooses the best time to come in with guests, when one of his 10 year old sons is standing in the living room wearing his only daughters frilly Victoria’s Secrets, his oldest isn’t wearing pants, and the other two sons are on the floor dying. Out of the corner I could see my 6th grade teacher give my computer studies teacher 10 dollars. Once we got to him I panicked and just had to blurt out “We’ve come to hello you.” and I think my voice cracked and I almost started to cry. “I saw this jelly fish in the aquarium and I thought it was really cool because it didn’t have any -testacles-.” and then like the classroom just emerged with so much laughter and I had no clue what was going on so I pleaded my friend to explain what was so funny I mean even THE TEACHER WAS LAUGHING AND I WAS GOING WTF. So eventually my friend explained to me (it literally took 2 hours of convincing) and then ofc I was pretty embarrassed but the thing is the fucking teacher then asked me if she could tell this to the other teachers and that’s the story of how I switched schools. That one time I got lost: So about a year ago, I was in Phys. Puts on clothes and grabs a bat. Now my teacher adored Seth so he gets called on and you know what his answer was?? I was really good at holding grudges because I was not a forgiving child, so for three weeks I completely ignored my best friend in anger to the point where she started crying in front of the teacher and he asked what was going on. I NEED TO SEE, WHY CANT I SEE!?!”. Anyway, right as she said that she turned her head and he was RIGHT BEHIND US (this is so so very cliché but I swear to god there he was). The high school’s wrestling coach also taught geometry, and he was my teacher. A chemical change takes place in your body when you read or see a funny short story, which will help you reduce your stress. You’ll love their carefree adventures — forming a pod, having parties, eating waffles, and imagining.
This gripping tale by prolific horror novelist, Holly Riordan, will keep you on the edge of your seat! A Catholic school. All the fish. 33. She would do anything to make me cry and sent me to the principle’s office any chance she got. 8.
The toilet phase: When I was younger, around 3 or 4 years old, I had a phase of flushing things down the toilet. I looked around frantically, trying to find out who I can tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class.
The teacher looked at what they were laughing at and saw me with yet another book.
(Meaning, I ask the person next to me tell me when it’s my turn and they point out my spot to read so I don’t actually have to keep track.). Have your physical symptoms, such as sores, wounds, or pain, impacted your lifestyle or mental outlook?
“Babe?” And I respond real shaky, “Yes?” He stands in the doorway with a real frustrated tired look in his eyes and says, “We don’t have a fucking doorbell.”. Not wanting to waste the ramen, I went to the sink and added water, which filled the room in acrid smoke for several seconds. : I went to this girl’s party the week after she beat the shit out of my friend. I opened the cap, let it go into the toilet, and flushed.
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